In case holding your slice of pizza was just too much, the internet has a solution.
Meet the “Portable Pizza Pouch”.
Available only on Stupidiotic.com the production description boasts, “Keep and carry a backup slice with this specially designed Pizza Pouch. A durable zip-lock sealing neck-strap pie slice device. Always fresh and ready.”
The company also promises that wearing the “pouch” will make you more attractive and popular.
If you’re ready to take your slice with you, CLICK HERE
to see the product.